"Well, hello. And what are you supposed to be?"
"I'm an apple, what are you?"
"Wait, I thought I was an apple!"
"You look like an unripe mango..."
"Sadly, I know. I don't know why I'm so ...oblong. I envy your perfect symmetry."
"Oh stop, I'm blushing."
"Want to try on my suit?"
"Sure! Oh dear, this won't work at all."
"Let's just stay in our respective suits. Maybe American apples are larger than the UK variety. We can still be friends, right?"
"Of course, Big Apple."